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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Yeah, you're going to want to get that checked out!

Do you know why it burns when I urinate?

-Uncomfortable in Utah
Dear Uncomfortable,

There could be many reasons for this uncomfortable burning you are feeling. The simplest answer would be a simple urinary tract infection. This is something you would want to have checked out by a doctor, preferably a urologist. While it may be a small burning now, it could escalate to something severe in the future. Remember Tom Hanks' character in Green Mile? Definitely something you don't want to go through.

My cat had a severe bladder infection that caused urethral scarring and ended up in having his penis removed, so you probably want to have it checked out.

The other possibility is that you have contracted an STD from someone and that is causing the burning. In either case, you definitely want to get checked out by a doctor and have the problem resolved before you have sex with anyone else, as either one can be passed on to others.

Bottom line, go see a doctor, I am, most assuredly, not one!
:: posted by timothy, 4:08 PM

2 Comments:

Wow! Thanks Tim! Not sure what happened. Everything was ok until that night your mom and I got really drunk. Then the next morning, ouch!
Anonymous Anonymous, at September 30, 2005 5:29 AM  
Wow, you're going blue? Really? That's awesome! Because I was answering a question that someone seriously asked and then you go and make a funny out of it!

And a blue one at that! That's just hilarious, I wish I could've thought of some potty humor to put on here, cuz its just classic.

No, really! You are just a comic genius. Did you write that yourself, because its totally original and I, honestly, could never have come up with something so outrageously off the wall.

You should be on a stage somewhere, really!
Blogger timothy, at September 30, 2005 8:01 AM  

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